Stuck in the frog pond

Jorth stomped around the house in a fit of mammoth proportions. She growled and cursed, and even briefly considered throwing needles, yarn and pattern book out of the window. When the phone rang and rudely interrupted her raging, she snatched up the receiver and spat "Who is it, and whaddya want?"

"Um, hi, honey" said the Galumph. "Just calling to see how your day is going."

"Going? Going? I'll tell you how it's going. One minute I was halfway through the back of my Joy cardigan, but due to a stupid stupid mistake I'm now here:"

"Ok," said the long suffering husband. "I'll leave you to it". Hanging up, he thought that maybe he wouldn't come home from work early after all...