Hey look! It's a cute dog! Isn't he the sweetest looking thing you've ever seen? I just want to pat that beautiful boy.
And what do we have here? Why, it's a cat! Every blog needs more cat, so they say. Very impressive whiskers. And I don't even like cats, but this one is soooooo handsome I thought, hey, let's whack him up on the blog.
Oh well, nothing else to see here, folks. You'd best be off to find some other crafty websites to look at. Really, nothing else going on around here. I wouldn't even bother scrolling further down this page - I'd hate for you to discover that there is absolutely, positively nothing else on this here blog to look at. Nope, nothing at all. I'll see you all tomorrow, hey?
No, truly - on your way. Seriously, there is zilch going on. I don't want you to get bored now. And loitering is a crime. Catch ya later!
Stop! Wait! Don't scroll! What do you think you are doing? Desist, I beg of you!
Eeeek! I told you not to scroll down! Quick, move away from this page before my stash probation officers discover I broke my fabric pledge and bought more. I couldn't help myself - it's bright pink! Please don't tell. I may even - gulp - put more cat pictures up if you just keep quiet. And I freakin' hate cats. But I'll do it if you keep this fabric buying business to yourself. Promise!